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Funny Joke:

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor: "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines!"

Inspirational Quote:

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. By Pablo Picasso

Funny One-Liner:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

Funny Sms Message:

I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

Funny Chat Text:

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

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