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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

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We become what we think about. By Earl Nightingale

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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

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It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

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not all husbands are homeless but some are home less than others.

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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.